And with a simple click of a button, I am going to Scotland in July.

FUCKING SCOTLAND!

My sister will have just finished her masters at the University of Edinburgh, so she will be completely free to hang out and show me around. I am unbelievably excited about this trip. 

Here is a complete list of places I’ve traveled to previously:

Various places in Ontario.

Various places in the north east United States.

One week in Cancun, Mexico.

So yeah, SCOTLAND!!

• been in love
• done drugs besides weed(less than 40 times) or anything prescribed.
• been as confident as I should be
• been as sociable as I would like to be
• been outside of North America
• been good with my money
• worked out(besides what was required in high school. And I lied about doing most of that.)
• been emotional
• had a pet until I got Logan 2 years ago
• shaved an eyebrow. Probably the singular place on my body that hasn’t been shaven at one point or another.
• been pierced. At least with the intention of keeping something in that hole. I’ve had plenty of sharp objects protrude my skin

I just read a year of my tumblr posts. No, I don’t know why. Don’t confuse me with legitimate questions. Anyway, I’m not sure what my problem is. No single person on earth probably finds themselves as funny as I do. I seriously laughed my ass off at my own shit. 

I don’t have a ton of people following me here or on twitter. I’m not here much, but I do make an effort at twitter. 400 something people follow me there. Spam accounts have more followers than I do. I’m okay with it all. I’m just having fun airing out thoughts I find amusing. 

Reading a year of my own posts made me realize my brand of humour isn’t made for a large audience. I’m good with it all. My brand of humour is probably actually only made for me.

At this point I was thinking about thanking you all for continuing to follow me. And while I do greatly appreciate it, I’m not going to do that. I have before, and will again in the future thank you. Today I am having a blast reading shit I wrote. Today my tumblr is all about me.

I’ve decided to change the name of this periodical posting business. The new name will much more represent how serious I feel about blogging. 

Welcome to the newfound “Lick My Nuts.”

- When I checked, the actual title of my tumblr was “Lick My Nu.” Awesome.

futurelotterywinner asked: I shit, I see you creeping on Tumblr!!!

Um, you’re taking a shit? Why are you telling me this? Are you coming on to me? It may or may not be working. 

(It is.)